ADAM sits in armchair.
ADAM smokes.
Watches football. Drinks lager.

EVE does striptease.
EVE does hex on reader.
Thinks nothing comes naturally.

Do I move you do I touch you
Do you want to says EVE.
ADAM watches football. Drinks lager.

Did I ever tell you you
Make my life a wasteland
Says EVE. Fucking yes! Says ADAM.

Fucking yes!
Fucking yes!
Fucking yes!